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Literature
Advice
Advice for the Trainee Adventurer
First, when leaving home, do not forget to pack a toothbrush.
A dragon can smell bad breath from miles away.
When working your way through the wood, never stray from the path,
For that way is treacherous and  strewn with brambles and thorns.
If offered an apple by an elderly woman
Eat from the side that she has bitten
For the other will send you to sleep.
Beware of girls wearing pointy shoes.
Upon crossing the bridge you will be stopped by a troll asking a toll
Outwit it if you can, for the price it asks is too high
But leave a little money, for he too has a family to feed.
Remember that whilst kissed frogs may turn into princes,
The reverse is also true.
Pull the thorn from the lion's paw,
He will not bite you,
And kindness is it's own reward.
Never call attention to the height of a dwarf
For they will take offence
And an axe blow to the stomach
Hurts as much as one to the shoulders.
(Perhaps more, who knows?)
A princess with hair lon
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Alex Marsh
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We shall for the moment assume that I have a clever and witty comment in here, and furthermore that it has made everyone reading it LOL

In the dark of night, all we want is enough light so we don't stub our toe on the way to the toliet

Current Residence: Danesmoor
deviantWEAR sizing preference: medium ish
Print preference: pictures plz?
Favourite genre of music: Rock
Favourite style of art: Surrealist
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Shell of choice: Conch
Personal Quote: Mad as a balloon and at least three times as dangerous to the local supplies of guacamole.
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MunchDaCookie Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2010  Student Artist
Jingle bells, Marshy smells.
Early christmas greetings to you.
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elohim-windborne Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2010
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sophie is a lesbian
and a big one too.

(best i could do at short notice)

And a happy Valentine's to you
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MunchDaCookie Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010  Student Artist
Marshy, it has occurred to me recently that I haven't called you a woman for some time.

So I shall do so now.
YOU WOMAN, GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH.
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elohim-windborne Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010
Filling?
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MunchDaCookie Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2010  Student Artist
Tuna. The king of fish.
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catlinq Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2010  Student General Artist
SPARKLE SPARKLE, BITCH
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elohim-windborne Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2010
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGJHHHHHHH
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catlinq Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2009  Student General Artist
[link]
guess who's bottom of the pile ? (:
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elohim-windborne Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2009
I was a mathematician once...
Though I am a psychologist as well.

I love how the sociologist's hair actually looks like mine :)
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catlinq Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2009  Student General Artist
that was in the past
quit living in the past, alex (:<

.... i love how the sociologist is actually supposed to be a girl HOHO
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