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IGNORE THE LAST ENTRY, THIS ONE'S WIERD AND BETTER

Sun Sep 27, 2009, 1:12 PM
Caution, may contain Christianess (but don't hold that against it):

I was at Sanctum (alternative church type thing with guitars) today, and the reading was the parable of the talents, which is about a guy who goes away and leaves a bunch of money (coins called 'talents';) with his servants. One he gives 5 coins one 3 and another 2. When he comes back, the guys with 5 and 3 have invested it, and doubled the money they gave back to him, so he rewards them. The guy with 2 just buried it and gave him 2 back, so the guy calls him a lazy slave.

Normally bible readings are interpreted metaphorically, but today we did something different: utterly LITERAL interpretation. So Mark (LardoftheFlies on Dev, priest guy with Mohawk and stretched ears) withdrew all the church's money and gave each person in the congregation a fiver to go out and try to make some money as the church NOW HAS ABSOLUTELY NONE. The stipulation is that in 6 weeks we need to bring the fiver back and any money we have made with it.

I HAVE ABSOLUTLY NO IDEAS AS TO HOW TO USE A FIVER TO MAKE MONEY :)
Any suggestions?

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~Aszrielle Oct 8, 2009, 11:39:22 AM
YOU MAKE A GREAT LADY, KEEP IT UP GIRLFRIEND.

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~elohim-windborne Oct 9, 2009, 10:02:40 AM
*Clicks*
Biatch

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~elohim-windborne Sep 21, 2009, 11:00:49 AM
That is quite possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen, and I've seen that floaty gay in sixth form.

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*foxxtrot Sep 21, 2009, 11:02:24 AM
and yet you were probably messing around with it for ages trying to get a rare golden bunny.
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~elohim-windborne Sep 21, 2009, 11:05:36 AM
There's a golden one? Excuse me...
(mine was black(with black po(l)kadots))
MORE BRACKETS THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!

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*foxxtrot Sep 21, 2009, 11:07:17 AM
YES THERE IS AND IT IS RARE OKAY.
i got one called laura.

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